Bit o' Nifty is a free-for-all containing the opinions and
expressions of Trent Eades and Keith S. Norris, who take responsibility
(we do! really!) for whatever offensive silliness you find here, though
resemblance of any unnamed characters to persons living or dead is
coincidental. Donations in the form of stray cats will be drowned;
donations in the form of intoxicants will be consumed. If we piss you
off, c'est la vie. If you're a fellow traveler,
consider yourself among friends. The first round's on us.
Disclaimer, or, our version of the
Georgia textbook sticker: This site contains Nifty. Niftyis
a theory, not a fact, regarding the origins and current state of our
own little universe. This material should be approached with an open
mind, studied carefully, and critically considered. We're not
necessarily talking about you.
